We know you are!". Lola: (sniffles) He called us all dummies.and a waste of life. Luan: (starts to cry) He also called us monsters..that we don't care for anyone, but ourselves.. Lana: He did have a point. I wont spend the whole afternoon working up an over sweat in that stupid costume that reeks and doesnt fit me! Especially Lynn. "Lynn? Patching Things Up / Cheater by the Dozen. "I'm not sure," Felix responded with, "I've got two groups of people saying they have one of our hotel rooms at the same time. Maddie herself hid underneath the desk and she could hear the sounds of things being tossed and breaking or getting smashed on and breaking. Any bad luck? Now watch as i do what I should have done in the first place! I can take being kicked out of family activities and being locked out of my room, butbeing locked out of my own home?! I messed up and maybe i did want to support some of you guys! And we're sorry, but it's been so long since your father and I had time, real time, to ourselves and I guess we got carried away." "Wait," Lori interrupted with, "How could our parents get us kicked out just for taking a late night dip?" Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. ", Rita: (with a broken voice) "We're so sorry Lincoln! Cuts back to now. After a few moments of static, a female voice was heard on the other end, "Hello, Felix. They are looking very heartbroken.). And when Maddie got up from the desk, what she saw horrified her. Looking up from the soaking wet floor, the man said, in an unamused tone, "No. They knew their kids wouldn't like that but this was supposed to be a weekend for themselves, not the family, and the kids should've just accepted it and gone to Ruth's. Here's another Alternate Ending. Whenever you fell like you need a break, you're free to take a rain check. I don't need you chumps at my stupid games! Lincoln then brought his arms back, suggesting a family hug. Rita: Sweetie, calm down. ", Rita: "I think we heard enough. What's going on here?! Just a heads up, this ending is going to feature a lot of yelling from the siblings and behavior/actions that some of you may believe that I'm representing the siblings in a bad light. Actually, there's something I need to do! ", Lincoln: "No. Lisa: (beat) Okay, i admit, maybe there were many explanations to resolve such crazy, inane hooey. She was bringing Lincoln her Valentines day card.] I hate gator wrestling! Ive put up with your insults, your immaturity, your punches, your violence, your madness, your lack of manners, your stubbornness and your attitude and after today, ive well and truly had it! As long as I know that it'strue, I wouldn't let this stop me from loving you, or anyone else. I tried to make it as comical as i could. Summary: Taken from the episode 'No Such Luck'. "YOU THINK I ENJOY BEING VISITIED BY YOU LITTLE MONSTERS?! I'll just play softball all by myself! What seems to be the problem?" Why are you being arrested?! Thats not how it works! I will not be discarded and than used!! After she said, water came rushing out of the bathroom, ruining the carpet and drenching their footwear in water. I wonder if the windows are locked?" Tell the community what's on your mind. 2 months had come and gone and the parents were no longer grounded. He leaps onto Lynn in a fight cloud, the two yell and shout over hits, kicks, punches, bites and headbutts. Start talking. Lincoln: yeah. Lincoln: Stop it! It's not me who's the problem, it's you and your stubborn nature. I get that i was pretty stupid myself to spread that stupid fib, i should have just opened up! Lincoln and Lucy were dealing with a fictional ghost. Things were starting to get intense in the Loud family hotel room. You're all insane!!! Lola: Hey, Lincoln! In order for him to not have "bad luck", his sisters forced him to wear a squirrel suit from Lynn's baseball game. Sam: Luna, I got your letter. While we do so, sit on the couch and DON'T MOVE!" No self-insert oc this time. Note: The reason why I am doing this is because I hate No Such Luck, however I hate most of The No Such Luck fanfictions as well. "Kids," Lynn Sr. got up from his seat, not realizing how angry the kids were, "What are you doing here? But this particular day, one of those children has been left out due to some "bad luck". I don't even care about that anymore. ", Lincoln:[to the viewers] "Maybe I can move into Lisa's fallout shelter. NOBODY!!! Luna: That was rockin'. Not a loud alt ending6. You were fine with me sleeping outside and being locked outside? Goodbye for now. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. At least this thick skin won't let me down! I know you would never label me bad luck, and youd never neglect me. It was against the law. Lynn: (coughs) You know, if I knew that my superstitions would make Lincoln disown us I never would have started this nonsense in the first place. [Later, Lincoln and his family were sitting in the living room when the doorbell rang. All of a sudden another 6-year old wearing a princess gown snatched the walkie talkie out of Felix's hand and said, "All right lady. ", Lincoln: (nervously) "Well, there is this new Ace Savvy movie that just came out, but I know none of you like Ace Savvy like I do. Lynn Sr.: He wrecked our trophy case to!? NOTE: I apologise to those who hate NSL fics, but ive really wanted to get this off my chest. "WE HATE YOUR DISGUSTING PUDDING!" Lincoln blushed and hugged Ronnie Anne. But, if what this guy was saying is true, then the only reason the room would show up as vacant is if the family was checking out. He's a big fan of you, Lincoln; and he told me that you're working with news. Post an update . But right now, no! (Both glare at each other) First you threaten me with your lousy pop stick of a baseball bat to make me come to a disgusting game thats nothing but a waste of time, than you blame me for your loss, than you help ruin my life, than youre too stupid to listen to my confession and admit that you were wrong and than at another stupid game you dont even make it up to me and you make me into some silly object! This is a family moment. Lincoln asked his parents. The siblings looked down after she said this, making the parents feel even more lousy than they already did. ], Baseball Announcer: "Yowza." He'll ruin it for them!" Rita: "Even worse than they already were!" Chester: "OK, if you know the words to this song, sing along!" [Lincoln starts song off with turntables and keyboards.] NOTE: I am aware this episode has been overly bashed to death. In. ", "Can I just say that I was only out there because I was accidentally locked out." ", (after a few seconds of silence, Lincoln smiles at them), Lincoln: "I forgive you." Of course, it's not like the parents could them there anyway. We don't need to get violent here. So consider this as a fourth fanfic of mine. The worst part is, they had no argument against this. You love baseball. (she comes down into the living room and whistles loudly) FAMILY, DOWN HERE NOW!!! She's smarter than she looks and there's evidence canon in the show to prove it.). ", Baseball Announcer: "I think you're rubbing off on me, Pep. "What," Felix said, "what is it?" CircularBoat742 19 March 2017 User blog:CircularBoat742. Anyway, as the title suggests, this is an alternate ending fanfic for Loud House Season 2 episode "Suite and Sour." Lynn Sr.: (tears up) I can't believe he said we're not a real family. Lana: You know, on second thought, I don't want to be at the beach. I came to your game to support you, not just because you threatened me with your bat. After half an hour, Lincoln begins to sweat like crazy and lose his mind. She turned to face her parents, a massive glare on her face, and Lola added, "And it's all mom and dad's fault." (facepalms. The school bell rings at Royal Woods Middle School. (She sees the smashed trophy case and gasps). "YOU KIDS ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE AND TO BE HONEST, I WAS GLAD WHEN YOUR PARENTS DECIDED TO TAKE YOU TO THAT HOTEL BECAUSE I COULDN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF BEING STUCK WITH YOU MONSTERS FOR TWO DAYS!" Rita: You're all just angry with each other, when we get home, we'll talk about this properly. He even throws many of his family's items out the windows, such as Luna's guitar, Luan's comedy props, Lisa's science set, Lori's phone, Leni's sewing machine and dresses, Rita's typing machine, Lynn Sr's cowbell, Lana's animal shelters, Lola's cosmetics and tiaras, Lucy's poetry book and coffin, the TV and most of Lynn's sports equipment. Just tell us and well let you skip it. (She storms out of his room and into the hallway. "Gross and immature, if you ask me," Lola said, also glaring at her parents. The siblings had their arms either crossed on their chest or on their thighs in a wing stance, but they were all glaring at their parents. Even more computer typing was heard but soon afterward the woman on the other going, "Hhhmmmm.," was also heard. You're like some mindless mob and I hate that! The Loud House: No Such Luck (2 Alternate Endings) View source Ah yes, No Such Luck. Lola: What if we get stung or bitten by a shark!? Lincoln: "Thanks, Ms. Mulligan. [shows the score: Hazeltuck Lions: 3, Royal Woods Squirrels: nothing.] Lincoln: (crying berserker tears) NO!!! Lola added, shouting. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. ", Luna: "No, you were right. "What's wrong with Aunt Ruth?" "Uuhhh," Luna started, unsure of how to start the conversation, "Hello, security dude. Luna, Luan, Lola and Lisa were battling off against three obnoxious hotel guests that made all of them look like saints. He had a glare on his face and he was tapping his foot on the ground repetitively, showing that he was serious. Yes." "What do you kids want?" They knew that whatever they were going to tell Aunt Ruth, it wasn't going to be good. Rita: Kids, your friends are here. I do not own Loud House, Spongebob Squarepants, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Wayside or Loud House Tales. Lori turned to face him, lowered the window and said, "What?" My team needs that! When my so-called 'family' gets home, I'm gonna have a talk with them." The squirrel mascot is dancing a little less energetic than usual. by Jeffrey Gaskill 191 2 1 Lincoln was outside the backporch but he went through that window like it was unlocked and his so-called family return home from the baseball game and then they went ins. Lisa: That's the last time I ever fall for such phone-baloney! Honest! WE WENT TOO FAR!!! ", Lincoln: (to Lola) "Lola, all those pageants I went to, did anything bad happen those times? Lynn: NO! (He walks back and forth to get attention) You guys have spent the whole weekend obsessing over this ridiculous good luck/bad luck thing at my expense! We're supposed to be here until tomorrow. He helped hold us all together and outings just won't be the same without Lincoln. Lucy: Lincoln's right! I dont want to support you psychos! I ADMIT IT!!! "Aren't you guys going to help us?" I was being selfish!. Also yes, this story takes place in season 5. OUR PRECIOUS TROPHIES! Then, he opened it up. (Lincoln throws Lynn into the rest of the family, with a massive, bowling-sounding crash. He turned to specifically glare at the parents and added, "And just so you know, you're banned for life now. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. As she pondered what he meant, she felt the room shake. Lisa: (sighs in humiliation) Me neither..falling for some dumb superstition, despite always taking pride in science and not curses!! Ruth responded back, clearly mad too. Journal. You going to dress me up as a chipmunk or a donkey!? Okay this episode has already been hated enough you can pretty much type in the rants for 'No such luck' and there will be a lot of those, I too hated this e. "You guys are literally going up the room right now and getting our stuff now!" *Later in the Duke's room, Lincoln approaches Angus* Angus: Ah Lincoln, What's seems to be on your mind? (Lisa turns to him) Whatever happened to Woman of Science, huh!?! ", Lincoln: (To his all sisters) "All thoseevents I attended, was I bad luck? ", Lincoln: "Guys, it's me!" Luna: We just weren't thinking bro, we're sorry. Lincoln: I admit, it was stupid of me to drag that lie on, but while i learn an important lesson not to be a fibber more than i needed, what do you numbnuts learn!? Our family wouldn't be a family without-. Luna: We dont go to everybodys events all the time bro! Despite the pain his body was in, Felix grabbed his walkie talkie and said, "Maddie." She hoped the kids would say something, but all they got were grunts of disbelief. A rather large family that sticks together through thick and thin. After spending a good 10-15 minutes unpacking and putting everything back in the respective places in their rooms, the siblings walked into the living room and saw their parents were in fact still sitting on the couch. Felix turned to the clock on the wall, it was almost 1 in the afternoon, why were these kids still in a room they were supposed to have been long gone from. We wont! Lynn Sr.: But son..if you wanted time off, all you had to do was just say so! Unfortunately, they were not quick enough and, in a swift moment, the four were launched into the room across the hall, landing in a painful pile on the floor. And with that, Lori started driving the van out of the hotel and back towards their house. The siblings were heard saying numerous phrases but they all pretty had the same topic, 'What did we do to get kicked out already?' You locked me out of my room, sold all my furniture and made me into a thing!! You can never come back. Did anything bad ever happen at your concerts with me there? I hate the fact that I was ever related to you monsters! Lynn Sr.: KIDS, please! (Meanwhile, back on the beach, the family has gathered together, feeling very ashamed and humiliated. Felix asked, "Can you tell me what exactly caused these kids to be kicked out?" Lynn: HUH!?!?! What the guy said also got the officer's attention, not just because this guy just informed him of somebody who was working here without being officially employed but also how they were just given the ok to enter a room that was clearly occupied. Whats wrong? Rita got up from her seat and said, "Kids, let me explain" "Explain what?!" He gives her bat a furious glare, smashes it in half and throws it out the window. And with that the parents ran into the room and closed the door. "SAVE IT, RITA!" Why? (continues to cry. (thinks for a minute) "Hmm. Learn more. Lincoln: I've had enough of this stupid costume! "What she said is, that you two are grounded for two months and you can only leave this house to head to work or to go to the supermarket." Lynn Sr. and Rita were not happy to hear that, but knew that arguing with their kids would be pointless. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. I hate clowning! "We don't have a hotel room anymore," Lincoln said, in a very angry tone that the parents weren't used to seeing. Lincoln was put into a coma during the nsl incident where he meets kamen rider diend and is given his powers afterwards he takes Lily and runs away to canterlot where he. Rita: Honey, please. (yet another author interruption: the three obnoxious guys' characters are based on some of the staff that are/were working on the show at the time this episode first premiered, which is what the show did when they made this episode canon, I kept their first names but gave them new last names. Putting the phone on speaker, they waited for her to pick up the phone. The minute after those words left Luna's lips, the security officer leaned his face in front of Luna's and responded with, "You can help me by letting me into your room. The parents were shown to be hypocritical at the end, telling their children to behave when they cause the whole family to be kicked out and then tricking them into going to Aunt Ruth's and letting them have a nice weekend at a homemade spa (yes I'm aware the Aunt Ruth thing happens more or less unintentionally but come on, it doesn't really make a massive difference). The way she said 'Don't Move,' made Lynn Sr. and Rita flinch in fright, they knew from Lori's tone that she dead serious so they knew better than to disobey, it worked all the time they did so it should work when she did it. Needless to say, they were not pleased. Lori finished with. With how much of a hatedom Lynn Jr got after this episode, I had to have her own up to her mistakes. My coffin. I certainly am not! "Now go to your room," Lori said, pointing to their parents' bedroom, but when they still sat on the couch feeling guilty, she yelled, "NOW!" Ever again. I heard you scream! ], Lola: "What's with that squirrel today? We should thought about it ourselves before jumping to a preposterous conclusion that you were bad luck. Ugh!" Felix got up to see the siblings storming downstairs, ready to give their parents a piece of their mind without a care for who or what gets broken in the process. The siblings began agreeing with that statement, but Lynn Sr. and Rita were frightened. Lock 'n' Loud / The Whole Picture. ", [It's revealed to be Lincoln in the runabout costume], Lincoln:[to the viewers] "My plan is simple: I watch the game in disguise, and when the Squirrels win, everyone will see I'm not bad luck.
