We become indebted to. Although I can't see why you care, because there is a large probability that you do not exist, because I don't think anyone is reading this anymore. And I wonder where my little sister gets her annoyingness. Come on, think about it! Uhdon't think soNumber Four: I could have learned to drive. There are an infinite number of worlds with Harry Potter. People need to make the time to waste time. Sure, my TEACHER said that was because I was doing the problems wrong, but once I'm the Ruler of the Laws of Nature, I'll change the problems so that I'm right! I see your EVIL plot now, Hypothetical Reader! What kind of reasoning is that? It must have cost a fortune to feednot to mention the mess. And because she was the head fasion bimbo, everyone agreed that the look was definitly "in". Her first guess was enslaved africans. (To this day, however, I will almost literally kill for a box of Cheez-It party mix, as it is a rare commodity at my house.) The longest word entered in most standard English dictionaries is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis with 45 letters. Wow. Haha, oops. I've spent the past three years of my life EXPECTING each semester to be like a mini-year. EryeahI'm back. Okay. my dear theres nothing to fear thats only a box thats made of blocks next to the wagon that looks like a dragon why are you shaking its your fear that is making you shiver and act all a quiver. 'a' being the shortest side, 'b' being the middle side and 'c' being the longest side of a right angled triangle. I know this is the best site ever, thanks for the compliment! At least it's over. Spooky how accurate they areanyway, I command you to go! The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. These people have obviously suffered major brain damage from their prolonged exposure to the sun. It just sounded very professional to say it. I should be asleep. Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? By Ben Lee. The first time, I didn't save it. Called the Boolean Pythagorean Triples problem, it was Solve Now. Is that old lady on the street corner really an ex-convict? It will be a truly magestic site, as it launches from the earth, spewing excess oxygen, cardboard, feathers and tape. Definitly. Seeya. *sigh* There are no topics anywhere near me. Butthat'd be a lot of work, unlike ranting, raving and rambling. Perhaps, one day, far in the future, this will actually be a world record and random people will acutally voluntarily read this text every day. Seeya. www.flaming-chickens.com! Because it is in those veyr colors that the Matrix is programmed! And not so pissed at my weird family. That's right, folks, mass hypnosis via commercials. Oh, yeah. Does it serve an obvious purpose? . For all you know you could be staring at that freaky 3-D maze screen saver with a blank look on your face while you THINK you're reading an inhumanly long text. Sentences can be made arbitrarily long in various ways. "Someone thinks that someone thinks that someone thinks that someone thinks that,"[1] or by combining shorter clauses. What does it sound like? Is this getting confusing to you? Using my philosopy, that EVERYTHING exists because the universe is infinitewellthink about it. Back to the original topic! MOOSE! The Patron Saint of Paper Clips (me again!) I'll rant and rave and ramble about the EVILS of sunlight. 20 min ago Anyway, I still don't think that anyone is actually coming here. How can any company that takes so many "wholesome" pictures not be? And on to:#4You make your friends look normal in comparison. That's is just so extremly creepy. Men, of course, had no complaints. It's not fair, ya know? That's right, a sword! The Longest Story in The World. It just looks weird. Yeahthatguyyou know who I'm talking about. If that's not a vast conspiracy, then nothing on this Earth is. Ooooo! Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. consisting of 1,288 words and who knows how many different kinds of clauses. She also is the goddess of red jello. But I couldn't have sung it 'cause it would have woken everyone up and they would have called me inconsiderate. But that is irrelevant. )And for all the idiots out there: Try new and improved Dum-B-Gon! Not that I exactly have a word quota for the day. 'Ah the power of cheese!' Spooky, huh? How do you know I even exist? Some are answers to e-mails, the rest are just stuff I wrote. I guess I'll just have to wait untill my imaginary clone hijacks that imaginary bank truck. Unsubscribe at any time. Any derogatory statement is simply an opinion of an individual, not of the flaming order of the flaming chickens. And then go door to door distributing it. In all those 911 shows, people wake up and their house is engulfed in flames. *sighs dramatically* I'm back. Me and Josh ate lots and lots of sugar, and it's late at nite and everything is funny but we can't laugh 'cause everybody is sleepin' so it's even funnier but ever since we drank the water we sobered up even though we weren't drunk but we ate sugarlots and lots of sugar. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. I tell people I know about this site, but they either ignore this page, or don't even bother coming to the site in the first place. It sets a perfect example for you young, impressionable minds. Well, next time you buy your $3 FREAKIN' dollar bottle of water, consider this. Not neat little text in classifiable rows, in alphabetical order. Today we had a "family outing." It took him to my quiz page. Apparently this page really is getting long, because my friend said something to that effect. *drags reader back* See, I knew you'd stay! Today, I was checking out some weird news. Longest Sentence. Just goes to show what boredom can do to you. Are you tired. Or maybe not. *sniffle* I just want to have some FREAKIN' variety in my daily grind, you know? Shame on you! if you like our Facebook fanpage, you'll receive more articles like the one you just read! We could call ourselves TACO! It's an outrage! You say I'm really just talking to myself? In anycase, this was particularly funny because Tonileigh is one of my "normaler" friends. What is the alternative, you ask? After complaining how hungry she was, and about the poor quality of the resteraunt, she walked out of the resteraunt, instructing the rest of us to "enjoy our meals". (Note: I wrote virtually none of this, so I cannot be blamed, credited with any of this. I love owls. -actual aids. I said "The Union fought" With a crack, snaple and pop, some random synapses in her brain connected in the right order and she said "CONFEDERACY!!!" It makes sense, though. The world of literature is full of examples of sprawling monologues and multi-line descriptions, but it was American writer William Faulkner who was featured in the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records for his lengthy passage from his 1936 book, Absalom, Absalom! I think mine involved a jaunty song to sing. Oh, and all those weird squiggly lines and symbols, those are supposed to be apostrophes, but neopet's code is weird, and I'm not gonna bother to edit it. I'm backit's been awhile since I've written here. No. So I at least have an excuse for not doing that. It doesn't smell funny, (I asked my brother, since I don't have a sense of smell), it seems perfectly ordinary. Number Three: I could have studied and stuff. I'm already half way there, since I conclusivly proved (in Physics class) that gravity actually causes things to slow down and EVENTUALLY GO UP! I thought you were gonna stay here and keep me company?! Not only did we get world class cuisine (under-cooked hotdogs and over-cooked hamburgers), my little sister (age 10) got taught pool by someone I strongly supect is an ex-convict! (the mindless fight scenes were really cool, too). Time for another boring disclaimer!!!!!!! By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. You could be floating out in empty space, conjuring nice little fantasies to relieve the monotony of being the only living being! It takes patience to read, but once you get into the rhythm, its like delving into Faulkners stream of consciousness. Its in the mail, I promise! Then I wait for my mom and dad to stop playing Collapse II so that I can get on. Or, would that be good? I sure hope other zoos won't copy them. Ugh. Why, you ask? *Squirell wanders off in search of electrical sockets to sniff* What's that, Hypothetical Reader? Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! I know, I'll start of list of why it's fun/good to be insane/weird! The future is determined by the triangles, in a startling blue color which spin around in a zany manner. But for now I can only dream of that. What I want to know is this: are there no intelectual property rights in the world of food products? And so the week went by. This morning, my Mom came home from work. its dark and I want to go home is where the heart was where is it now? The fake blood seeped into the open wound. Look verbatim up. about my site, and called me weird. Most likely they test it BEFORE they add the extra stuff"Yep, Bob, this is some mighty pure water." She'll shake and run from it, then suddenly dive and bite it's head. Confusing, huh? Not only that, but there are an infinite number of different kinds of intelligent life. So she decided on a salad, only to discover that they didn't have her favorite salad dressing. No! dont you know that you only need be afraid of fear and never anything here and certainly not a post that acts like a ghost? Aren't they regressed to a child-like state? There is a world where you were never born. thats iti so tiredbye-bye. Or maybe it's notI meanwon't the quality *snicker* of my work deteriorate if I am no longer writing for the target audience of me? Then you'll need an "extra" pairfor special occasions. I few months ago I saw a movie about that. It was uncomfortable in the back, it was too hot, it was too cold. It'd probley be as popular as those game shows that no one's ever heard of. So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. If you have something better to do, why wouldn't you be doing it right now? During the weekdays, I get about seven hours of sleep (usually less) and wake up at 6:11 a.m. Yep. You haven't been paying attention have you? I'm back. THANKS FOR COMING! Hey, I'm back again! Then everyone would cut and scrape themselves to be covered in scabs. the whole time, even during the name-calling, seniors were playing with silly string and beachballs. I once*embarassed pause* had "Hey, You! And, once again, I have proof that someone actually took the time (two hours) to read this entire Longest Text Ever! Here are 65 examples of long sentences ranging from the relatively brief 96 words to one of the longest sentences at 2,156 words. I fought with vegitables, covered myself in bubble wrap, groveled before the Great Banana and dodge skittles and flying doughnuts and rubber chikens. I have checked the email from {name of the person} and will contact you. I thought it was sadand normal. But none have struck terror in her little moose heart like this particular feather. You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? )so you can travel to the 5th Dimension like our scientists almost did. Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement. Hmmmmgood question. Apparantly Grape Pie isn't mainstream, but it has existed for some time. I have neither won nor lost money/neopoints. Of course, when I started out I accidentally hit the rocks approximately three million times. I could be playing neopets, but ever since my bad experience with Treasure Planet, I don't feel like it. Oooooo! And if they're so poor, what possessed them to buy a monkey? I probley should have capitalized something, or underlined but I'm feeling lazyhey, you try to keep your two and a half readers happy! If I did, would I stop this? He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. I can even see the Official Flaming Chicken Rocket. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. It cannot behmmmmmaybe I should just use IMAGINARY duct tapeit's easier to come by ,but it's much more expensiveI'm not sure what to do. WANNA SEE ME PULL A TAPEWORM OUTTA MY ****!! isnt paying attention. Goodbye for nowNow I'm back. AwwwwwI'm touched! Once I got this computer, I decided to do something similar on my beloved site. I sure am. Food industires would be buying cars, gas and music. It's so completly garbled, it's funny. I heard something and turned around, and there he was! And then I was unable to get on the computer and I forgot most of it. After much deliberation, she decided that she wouldn't eat. It's a word. Strange, huh? You cannot follow the vast, mind-boggling logic that is ME! And don't even get me started on earrings. Either way, Kodak is undeniably evil. Not that the aformentioned individual claims to have received hate mail (or mail of any kind) via a website link. Pathetic, wasn't it? There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. The form link is to a 100% fake TAB registration form that you can fill out just for laughs. Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. CAT CHOW!!! Or, if I was weirder than I am, I could at least kill the monkey with the organ and eat it. Untill such time that I have more. I'm gonna launch THE OFFICIAL FLAMING CHICKENS LUNAR COLONY! Hours of completly useless fun! NO, wait. Another thing that bothers me is organ grinders. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. are completly accidental and are not the fault/responsibility of the creators. Please read our disclosure for more info. i cannot feel my feet. I wrote about furby, and how it was fun to watch it die. However, Joyce's record has recently been surpassed. I clarified, which countries fought in the Civil War. I know, I took you completly by suprise. The distance between the two extremes of how much I could have won is 1000np, making me feel like I've won much more than if I'd played a normal game. I worked sorta hard on this. I am now barophobic (afraid of gravity). The 2.4 million words sentence is published in four volumes of Nigel Tomm's novel 'The Blah Story' (i.e., volumes 16, 17, 18 and 19). I'm going. The possibilities are literally endless. As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. Fire is my frienduntil it burns me. GRRR!! VisitMy Modern Met Media. How did you do that. i'll copy and paste this to my site. What line of buisness, do you ask? Most book lovers would agree that coming across a very long sentence in a novel can sometimes require multiple reads to comprehend. Wooooooo! It didn't. Now sure, I could have won more than 500 at some game in which you don't have to pay to play. . What a crazy idea. Would it vary? After all, look how long this text is. Never . Surely you have heard of her? Seeya! That's the rant of the week, month, year, whatever. Today was Halloween. How absurd. He can deactivate the machines, (squidies) but at great personal cost. As long as the bear blends in, you know? Which is what I'm about to do. But it's legs were still moving and it was alive. Here's what I wrote this weekend: Woooooo! I hope not. And once again suprised. If the universe is infinite it would be crazy to think that we're alone. You're still here. That doesn't make any senseyou can't BE something abstractcan you? This means that we only have a very short while to prepare. Waitaren't I already doing that? The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. The first part of the trip was fairly easy. And I feel that it's time for a FAKE commercial break, for the highly informed, obviously brain-dead consumer. Everyone, clap for "Meg".I gotta goseeya later! I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. Or maybe you're just skimming. HEEEEY! I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text! Imagine reading a novel with a sentence that was 40 000 words long! Hmmmmmwhat is this world coming to? Subscribe!function(m,a,i,l,s,t,e,r){m[s]=m[s]||(function(){t=a.createElement(i);r=a.getElementsByTagName(i)[0];t.async=1;t.src=l;r.parentNode.insertBefore(t,r);return !0}())}(window,document,'script','https://www.openculture.com/wp-content/plugins/mailster/assets/js/button.min.js','MailsterSubscribe'); 2006-2023 Open Culture, LLC. I don't exactly know where it isoh, well. Now MY brain meats feel explody. Those are the best kind. Each Friday, I wait (all tingly with anticipation) for the weekend so that I can stay up 'till the wee hours of the morning and sleep past noon. Now her sister sounds an alarm whenever she sees the evil feather. I think I'll get my little sister to be the test piolet. MOstly donut cake. That sounds good, too. When I play a gambling game, there is a possibility that I'll lose everything, so I start on negative however much NP I have with me. One day I was randomly looking up images via Googleand 'lo and behold, there it was. AND THAT IS WHY TOASTER PASTRIES WILL BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU DON'T KEEP AN EYE ON THEM! I recently learned in my EVIL Physics class that on average, humans lose one inch of height during the day due to gravity pushing on their spine. It's also a pretty prime example of how homonyms (words that share spelling and pronunciation but have different meanings) can really confuse things. Aren't I special? So my dad picked a steak place. I can't remember what I was gonna rant about. Seeya! Maybe you're lost. That dirty little rat. TACO is still in my heart. If you can spare any of these items, please e-mail them to me. Anyway, I better go or the quality of this will go down in that evil downward spiral thing I discussed a few months back. Space is notorious for not having air. The first use of "had had" is a modifier, and the second instance serves as the main verb of the sentence. That way, she can pass the test without actually learning anything. What? Unfortunatly, I once again am devoid of a topic. Number Five: I could have read more books, played more video games and watched more mindless television. It's not fair! My mom did it to her because it was free. NowI bet you're wondering why I don't just wake up a few minutes before I have to go. i felt sorry for my dad. Teens Against Cartoon Owls. It only takes a little light to help those thingies, and smoke detectors provide more than a little. I mean, come on! You know you want to! Unless you have a digital camera, which are a symbol of freedom from the old ways and willing enslavement to the new ways. The six longest sentences (1,000+ words) are mostly a curiosity, just to see what is possible.
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